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JERRYCAN TOOLBOX
JERRYCAN TOOLBOX
€20.00
A small and nifty toolbox in the shape of a jerrycan. The toolbox contains 22 pieces in total, including a 4,5” nose plier, precision screwdriver a bit holder and multiple bits. All the basics in a nifty jerrycan toolbox.
Material: ABS, Metal
Dimensions: 20 x 4,5 x 13,5 cm
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Joking hazard – deck enhancement 1
Joking hazard – deck enhancement 1
€19.99
You wanted more cards, and we made them! Our first deck enhancement adds 100 BRAND NEW CARDS to your Joking Hazard game. Simply mix them into your Joking Hazard deck, and enjoy.
100 BRAND NEW CARDS to add to Joking Hazard, the offensive card game from Cyanide & Happiness.
These comic panels are weirder and more awful than ever. Mix them in and take your game to new heights.
This is an expansion pack! It requires Joking Hazard to play.
High quality cards written by low quality people.
Don’t buy this for children, and only buy it for the really cool elderly. -
Joking hazard – deck enhancement 2
Joking hazard – deck enhancement 2
€19.99
Cards cards cards. Cards cards? Cards cards cards cards cards. Cards cards, cards cards cards cards. Cards cards cards cards cards cards! CARDS!
Features:
Cards.
Cards? Cards.
Cards cards! CARDS. CARDS.
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Joking hazard – deck enhancement 3
Joking hazard – deck enhancement 3
€19.99
There is no Deck Enhancement #3. We’re sorry, friend, but if you want 100 hilarious new cards to add to your deck, you are out of luck, because we never made a third expansion for Joking Hazard, the hit party game. This product entirely exists in your imagination. Move on with your life. There’s no Deck Enhancement #3.
There is no Deck Enhancement #3
It would sure be great if this expansion pack were real, but it’s not
Definitely not 100 brand new cards to add to your deck
You’re imagining things, go back to sleep. It’s just the wind -
JOKING HAZARD Card Game
JOKING HAZARD Card Game
€39.99
From the creators of Cyanide & Happiness comes a card game where players compete to finish an awful comic strip.
The creators said:
“Someone on the Internet once told us that making stick figure comics is easy as hell, and that we were ugly and stupid.
They were right on all counts. So, after crying for a few hours, we created the Random Comic Generator which since its inception in 2014 has entertained millions with its computer-generated comedy.
After a few weeks of playing with the Random Comic Generator, we started to wonder if its hundreds of random panels might lend themselves to a card game, where you compete against your friends to finish a comic with a funny punchline. So we printed out all of the RCG panels and started playing with them.”
Draw 7 cards. The deck plays the first card, select a Judge to play the second, then everyone selects a third card to create a three panel comic strip. The Judge picks a winner.
The game includes a deck of 250 unique panel cards – that’s 15.4 million combinations of comics!
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Kalma Kitty Stress Toy
Kalma Kitty Stress Toy
€12.99
Made from super squishy material, our Kalma Kitty is the purrrfect gift for any cat loving stress-head. Squash and squeeze this kitty and you’ll soon be grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Kalma Kitty is a liquid filled stress toy shaped like a cat and comes in bright and cute packaging.
As calming as stroking a real kitty, only without any of the hassle of an actual pet! Say goodbye to Mr/s Sourpuss.
After getting your paws into this therapeutic ball of flu(ff)id, the world will seem like a much brighter place.
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Kama Sutra Cards
Kama Sutra Cards
€10.20
Are you bored of the same old positions? It’s time to spice up your sex life and try something new! This pack has 100 creative positions inspired by the ancient art of kama sutra for all you lovers out there.