Dad Jokes: Football Edition

Ready to bring the beautiful game to your banter? Dad Jokes – Football Edition is here to give every match day, pub night, or family gathering a major comedy kick-off.

Packed with 100 pun-tastic, football-inspired jokes, this collection celebrates the ultimate pairing: dad jokes and footy. Whether you’re a die-hard fan, a casual supporter, or just someone who loves a good pun (or a terrible one), these goal-den groaners will keep the whole squad laughing.

Examples include:

What is a ghost’s favourite football position? A ghoul keeper!

Why didn’t the dog want to play football? He was a boxer!

What’s a football player’s favourite magic trick? A hat-trick!

Printed on durable, high-quality cards, this pocket-sized pack is easy to bring along to matches, pub nights, or road trips. It’s a top-tier gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or anyone with that unmistakable dad joke energy.

Whether you’re aiming for a chuckle or a cringe, this is one match you’re guaranteed to win.

Looking for more laugh-out-loud moments? Start with the original Dad Jokes pack .